Name: Matthew ('Maff') Paul Evans Born: Early in the morning of 12 December, 1968 Height: 5' 8" Weight: 10 stones - give or take a couple of pounds .

Games Starglider 2 (Amiga): 'Visually increadible, highly playable and... and... well, it's just better than anything else I've seen ever' Marble Madness (arcade): 'A totally mental experience - I wonder what happened to all the old machines?' Wizball (64): 'Dead strange, dead original and dead good ('nuff said?')' Shoot 'em up Construction Kit: 'Lets my imagination run wild(ish)... where's the Amiga version?' StarRay (Amiga): 'STARRAY... GO! Well, you had to be there' . Food 'Chilli con carne - with loads of hot toast YUM Curry - any sort except prawns (eeeeergh!) Bacon Butties - with brown sauce. Just the thing to keep you going through the day Wimpy Half-Pounders - just big enough (hur! hur!) Scotch Eggs - really nice things and they go great with chips' . Favourite Person 'Adrian Sherwood - the greatest producer this side of that side (eh?). The man responsible for a lot of my favourite records.' .

Favourite Comedian Robin Williams: 'He's just the funniest person on the face of this planet.' . Severe Dislikes 'Stock, Aitken and Waterman - create such awful records that they should be shot Maggie Thatcher - Atilla the Hun in drag Banal comedy shows - Terry and June and that sort of thing Snakes - yeeeeeergh! Horrible, horrible things!' . Most Embarrassing Moment 'Waking up one morning with a hangover and being told by my friends what I'd done the night before. I prayed that they were lying!' . What I would be if I wasn't a reviewer 'Unable to act as mental as I do and get away as it (not to mention get paid for it).' . Favourite Fish 'Half past six... aaaargh!'