8,000,000st. No - only kidding: it's really 83st 4lb.
'It's got the best atmosphere of any game I've ever played'
'Shoot 'em ups don't come more addictive than this'
'It's almost the perfect concept for a game, and is the definitive alternative shoot 'em up'
Dungeon Master (ST):
'Big and bouncy'
'Pizzas are fab, and so is cheese fondue. I'd probably swim t'Channel wi' 'ands tied
up and grett big weights on t'foooot for some chocolate.'
'If it was a toss up between Jim Bowen, Tarby and Morrissey, I'd have to go for
Steve Wright: 'he's hatstand.'
'Insects, soft Hula Hoops, dead sheep with bloated stomachs, smelly socks,
vomit behind fridges, urine stains, Terry Scott, crusty scabs, old fish,
getting up in the morning, luncheonmeat, onions, contagious diseases.'
Most Embarrassing Moment
What I would be if I wasn't a reviewer
'Unemployed, happy, dead, free, a man called Dennis, a eliphunt, older, a teapot.'