Anyway here's another short one from when Nick stood in for Ian Collins in 1996.

Nick: It's all change around here at Talk Radio, Paul Ross is on holiday for 3 weeks!

Kev: 3 weeks

Nick: That's a hell of a long holiday

Kev: Well he's a very busy man, he comes here every morning so he's entitled to some time off

Nick: He's a busy man ?

Kev: Mm-hmm

Nick: What, he does a bit of importing and exporting ?

Kev: I didn't say that

Nick: A few shady deals on the side ?

Kev: No, of course I didn't say that

Nick: Well, you implyed that

Kev: No, no...

Nick: (interupting) You implyed that he is a member of organised crime

Kev: I didn't say that

Nick: That's what you said ! I heard you say that just now

Kev: Nicholas, I did not

Nick: It was the tone in your voice

Kev: No, he's a busy man because he comes in every...

Nick: Well now you just said it again ! Are you saying that he's selling off dodgy cars ?

Kev: Nick, will you just let me finish...

Nick: He's turning back the clocks and he's selling them off at a massive profit - is THAT what you're saying ?

Kev: No he is not !

Nick: He's leaving the country with an empty suitcase and he's bringing it back full of drugs !?! How can you say that ?!

Kev: (Whilst laughing) No he isn't Nick ! Now stop it before you get you, me, Miff and everyone else into trouble