(Background : Just before the news Nick had been talking about a Nuclear power station in Dunrae, Scotland which was 'unsafe')

Kev: Talk Radio Satellite Weather.

Nick: Oh we're doing the weather now. Oh good, this will be great. Kev Do you reckon ?

Nick: Yes, especially in Dunrae where it's much warmer than in other parts of the country and there's a strange purple glow - It's quite delightful.

Kev: maybe that's why the weather's nice here.

Nick: Yeah could quite well be. Please don't go and watch the sunset because your skin will drip off your face. Everything's safe and stable at Dunrae they say. Oh good.

Kev: Oh good.

Nick: TV-AM should come from Dunrae.

Kev: GMTV.

Nick: Who are TV-AM ?

Kev: They used to be..

Nick: Oh they used to be on and then TV-AM became GMTV..

Kev: No they didn't become, they lost their franchise.

Nick: But for people tuning in they became GMTV like it was the same button at the same time. It became right ?

Kev: Yes.

Nick: People whojust watch T.V. and don't take any part in it's actual bizz-nizz they don't know any of that rubbish they just switch on the t.v. and what's on is on.

Kev: Well it was well publicised the TV-AM thing.

Nick: Oh nobody cares about That ! It just became it, it was like on the next day and that was it. And it was the same, making it very strange as to why they had to lose their licence and become something else because it became the same. (Laughs) How does that work ? I don't understand all this stuff about regulating media.

Kev: Oh no.. don't please..

Nick: Let's talk about regulating radio I don't understand that at all. Kev No, let's not. Tonight Wales and wetsern Scotland and Northern Ireland...

Nick: Why not ?

Kev: ...Will be mainly dry...

Nick: Only 2 more shows to go.

(Sound effect : Birds singing)

Nick: This is what it sounds like at four o'clock in the morning outside my window and as I've said before I want to go out with a blunderbuss just so as I can get enough of them and so as they would go and tell all of their friends ‘keep clear of there'. Because there is a huge tree outside my place, I'm surrounded by trees actually (English accent) It's quite lovely really. But ... birds ! What the hell have they got to sing about at four ? and they don't stop singing until about nine. If only they would get up a little later and sang at about nine-ish they wouldn't wake anybody up. And they are such boring songs as well it's the same song over and over again and they'll repeat that for ever like they are sort of stuck in the groove. Groovy birds I've got outside my window. (Pause)

Kev: ...With clear spells. (Nick laughs) The rest of the British isles..

Nick: Wait a minute that doesn't make sense to anybody, what was that ?

Kev: It's gonna be dry with clear spells o.k.?

Nick: Kind of like this:-

(Sound effect : Birds singing.)

Nick: Ahh ! Reminds you of a clear spell doesn't it ?

Kev: The rest of the british isles will be largely clear with patchy misty fog.

(Song : "I'm Misty and too much in love...")

Kev: Around Dawn.

Nick: Dawn ?

Kev: Yeah.

Nick: Really ? She'll be singing on the eurovision around about now. Who did Dawn used to sing with ?

Kev: Erm..

Nick: It was some sort of comedy name.

Kev: I know the answer to this. Tony Orlando.

Nick: Tony Orlando and Dawn, that's right. What was the rude joke ? I can't remember somebody please tell us the Tony Orlando and Dawn joke, 0500-10-53-89. Kev also says he wants to do some sort of erm.. not that we should even be mentioning this just in case people tune in not that I can understand why anybody would want to watch the Eurovision Song Contest, who would want to watch that ? It goes on for three hours ! A Eurovision lightning round he wants to do like a tit-bit of talent and sing your favourite eurovision song.

Kev: Not necessarily that. It doesn't have to be a Eurovision song.

Nick: Oh pur-leasse !!!

Kev: It doesn't have to be a Eurovision song.

Nick: This is the idea I've been waiting for ? In all the time we've been on here this is your idea ?

Kev: Oh come on.

Nick: (Laughs) Creative Kev.

Kev: In 35 minutes ?

Nick: No, in all the time I've been at this station this is the idea I've been waiting for. I've been trying to push you along and encourage you, come on Kev, come on.. have an idea. and that was it ?!?

Kev: Maximum temperature of 11degrees celcius..

Nick: I'm beginning to lash out wildly now aren't I ?

Kev: And a minumum temperature of three degrees..

(Song : ‘Three Degrees')

Nick: Three Degrees ? Thought I'ld never be able to play that again and there it is.Three degrees. Kev ?

Kev: Yeah ?

(Lyrics : "When will we share a precious moment ?")

Kev: After the show if you want.

Nick: Oh, o.k. then.

Kev: Tommorrow Wales and the Southern half of England will experience sunshine...

Nick: I don't think I can wait that long.

Kev: Oh all right, we'll just play the opener now then. Err... Turning hazy as the day goes on.

(Song : ‘Summertime')

Kev: (interrupting) In the evening.

Nick: Wait a moment. (song stops) Start that senntance again.

Kev: (Coughs) Wales and the Southern half of England will experience (Cough) Sunshine.

(Song : ‘Summertime')

Nick: Yeaaahhh !!

Kev: Turning hazy as the day goes on.

(Song : "Leaves are brown now, and the sky, is a hazy shade..")

Kev: .. Of summer.

Nick Of summer that's correct, yes.

Kev: Toeards the evening a possibility of shower rain speading from the South.

(Sound Effect : Rain Pouring.)

Nick: Aaahhh ! My favourite.

Kev: Northen Ireland, Scotland and Northern England Will have a mainly dry day with sunny spells although..

(Song ; " The sun has got his hat on...")

Kev: (interrupting) (Again) It'll be clearer..

Nick: Wait a minute ! The sun has got his hat on.. yes ?

Kev: Hip-hip-hooray ?

Nick: How does it go ?

(Song ; "The sun has got his hat on hip-hip-hip-hooray, the sun has got his hat on and he's coming out today.")

Nick: We don't get much of it so let's enjoy it. So let's have that again, England will be mainly dry with sunny spells.

Kev: Although..

Nick: Yes ?

Kev: It will be cooler in coastal areas.

(Song : ‘Beside the seaside' theme tune)

Nick: Oh by the sea you mean ?

Kev: Yeah.

(Song plays in Background)

Kev: A maximum temperature of, are you ready for this ? This is the biggest number we've ever had as a maximum temperature.. or a minimum temperature come to that.

Nick: A Min-um-min-um ?

Kev: Min-um-min-um do-do-do-do-do(Don't ask me to spell that !)

Nick: Blimey.

Kev: And a maximun temperature of twenty..

Nick: Wait, wait don't say it !

(Song continues)

Kev: It's good to see Nick with his organ out isn't it ?

Nick: I'm glad that god blessed me with more than my fair share of organ (Song Stops) and you just heard 30 seconds of it.(Pause) This show so far is in the toilet ! (Kev laughs) My mother listens to this show will you please try to control yourself ?

Kev: We should call your mother Nick.

(Nick Laughs)

Nick: Don't even think about it.

Kev: And a maximum temperature of 22 degrees celcius

Nick: (Cockney voice : You're ‘aving a laugh ain't ya ?

Kev: No.

(Pause)

Nick: See now when I cue you you've got to look at me.

Kev: I wasn't looking at you.

Nick: I know you weren't looking at me you great gonk !! Look at me, there's the cue !

(Opener)