Despite the fact that I am The hardest working man outside of showbusiness I've managed to transcribe some more bits. This one cracks me up every time...

Kev: Hey Nick, guess who's on the lottery show now ?

Nick: Erm.. It's Louise Woodward.

Kev: No, It's Cliff Richard.

Nick: Oh my god! (pause) That's what a lot of people think when they see Cliff Richard, oh my god, because for a lot of people - he is. And I mean that in the nicest possible way, he's a god to me.

Kev: and me.

Nick: What does he look like these days - Is he still standing without assistance ?

Kev: He looks very young.

Nick: Dosen't he just ? He's actually reversing in age (Kev laughs) What is he taking ?

Kev: And can you have some ?

Nick: I think he lives in a fridge. Do you think he sticks his face in the blubber of baby whale's ? Do you think that Cliff Richard is out there killing baby whales in order to stick his face in their blubber ? Do you think he's slicing the stomach's of baby whales open and sticking his face into their hot intestine's and entrails ?!? IS THAT WHAT CLIFF RICHARD IS DOING ?!

Kev: I'm sure he isn't.

Nick: Just checking.