Nick Abbot, Talk Radio, 1998


Typed up by Anni (aka Blue-Jackal) for the Nick Abbot Mailing List

(And this was the night when everything that could go wrong or break down on the show......Did!)

Nick: Okay, here come your loosing lottery numbers ladies and gentlemen and I'm guessing but.....

[Plays I'm a loser baby so why don't you kill me by Beck in background]

Nick: Now that would be poetic justice wouldn't it after all we've been through tonight? Shall we tell....I know we've been infering that things have been going wrong but you could virtually write a book about what has gone wrong this evening!

Kev: Yeah.

Nick: And we're not even an hour into the show but it's becoming more smooth as we go along isn't it?

Kev: It's like everything has been.....

Nick: Unfortunately we don't have any listeners left

[They both laugh]

Kev: Everything's been kinda happening around us hasn't it?

Nick: Yes.....but err on the air it's been uh just as smooth as it always is, heh, heh, which is to say not at _all_

So here comes the first number.......

::PING:: (Sound effect) [meaning correct]

Kev: Number 2

Nick: Oh!

::Buzz:: (Sound effect) [Meaning wrong]

Kev: 15

Nick: Oh!

::Buzz::

Kev: 18

Nick: -------silence-------

Heh, heh, heh, owwwwwwwwww!

::Buzz::

Kev: (Laughing) 26

Nick: 26?.......Not 27 you mean?........Just 26?

::Buzz::

Nick: I see

Kev: 36

Nick: Okay you can just stop speaking _now_!

[Plays "I'm a looser baby" in the background]

Nick: I've had enough!!

Kev: 38

Nick: Which part of the phrase....Oooh 38!!!

::Ping::

I've got that one!

Kev: And the bonus ball......

Nick: Nobody cares

Kev: 42

Nick: Nobody actually cares......42?....Ooo no I haven't got that one


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