Kev is Nick Abbot's producer. He is unbelievably
modest, although the wad of notes he gets paid is very
thick. From listening to his shows, it's obvious that Nick hates
being mean to Kev, and he actually loves
working with him. This is probably because Kev is a very talented
producer and he is definitely not just a
gonk. As for use of the Internet, Kev is always accessing
interesting sites and, as a rule, always avoids all the
geeky web pages. Lots of people know that he doesn't actually
get home until very late at night because he has to
do work. Kev always has to collect the faxes because
Nick just sits around pushing buttons - Kev says that
it is all that he is good for. People always say that Kev works on other shows
but this is an unfounded rumour. He has no spare time - luckily has no need
to get extra money, and that's a fact.

Now read only the odd-numbered lines and ignore the others to find the real truth!

Written by Chris Barnes