Jokes from Nick Abbot Shows

Nick doesn't "do" jokes, but here are some he did.
[Family Fortunes] [Kev's Mother Jokes]
These are real answers by contestants of the Family Fortunes game show, always worth a laugh! Sent in by Philip Mellor. Nick enjoys teasing Kev, one of the production guys, with these rather offensive jokes. Sent in by Philip Mellor.
[AOL's New Policy] [Glen from Blackburn]
A little bit of humour from the mailing list. Here are some of their new reminder messages that pop up frequently. By Lewis,, Glen the Carpenter phoned in with a couple of great jokes. (All jokes should be read with a northern accent, for the full effect)
[Ruthy Ruthy, I Love You] [Perverted Poems]
Neil Kennedy is on top form here. A little something for one of Nick's Lighting Round / What's Your Query Rounds. A few perverted poems from Nick's show on Virgin back in 1994 typed by Dean Bridges

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