Transcripts and stuff

Transcripts, jokes, and stuff
OK, here are a few "end of the week" jokes...

Q. What has 6 balls and screws you every week?
A. The Lotto. Q. What's a four letter word, begins with F and ends with K, and if you don't get it you use your hands?
A. A fork.
Q. What is a zebra?
A. 25 sizes larger than an A-bra. Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice too long?
A. Polaroids.
Q. Why do gypsies walk funny?
A. Because they've got crystal balls. Q. What's the difference between a cow and a bull?
A. When you milk a cow you get milk but when you milk a bull it smiles at you.
Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and iron balls?
A. Sparkie. Q. What has six legs, is big, green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you?
A. A pool table.
Washington couldn't tell a lie. Nixon couldn't tell the truth. Clinton couldn't tell the difference. Q. If the answer is "Cock Robin," what's the question?
A. "What's that you're putting in my mouth, Batman?!"
Q. What is the difference between two poles?
A. A lemon because a bicycle doesn't have doors. Q. How man surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. Fish.
Q. How many celebrates does it take to change a light bulb?
A. None, they won't screw anything. Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?
A. 4, one to change the bulb and 3 to fill the bath tub with brightly coloured power tools.
Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun?
A. Sir. Q. Why do elephants travel in herds?
A. If they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.
Q. Why do elephants wear funny green hats?
A. To sneak across the pool table without being seen. Q. Why do elephants have crinkley feet?
A. To give the ants a chance.

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Q. What has 6 balls and screws you every week? A. The Lotto.	Q. What's a four letter word, begins with F and ends with K, and if you don't get it you use your hands? A. A fork.
Q. What is a zebra? A. 25 sizes larger than an A-bra.	Q. What do Eskimos get from sitting on ice too long? A. Polaroids.
Q. Why do gypsies walk funny? A. Because they've got crystal balls.	Q. What's the difference between a cow and a bull? A. When you milk a cow you get milk but when you milk a bull it smiles at you.
Q. What do you call a dog with no hind legs and iron balls? A. Sparkie.	Q. What has six legs, is big, green, fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A. A pool table.
Washington couldn't tell a lie. Nixon couldn't tell the truth. Clinton couldn't tell the difference.	Q. If the answer is "Cock Robin," what's the question? A. "What's that you're putting in my mouth, Batman?!"
Q. What is the difference between two poles? A. A lemon because a bicycle doesn't have doors.	Q. How man surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A. Fish.
Q. How many celebrates does it take to change a light bulb? A. None, they won't screw anything.	Q. How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb? A. 4, one to change the bulb and 3 to fill the bath tub with brightly coloured power tools.
Q. What do you call an elephant with a machine gun? A. Sir.	Q. Why do elephants travel in herds? A. If they traveled in flocks they might be mistaken for sheep.
Q. Why do elephants wear funny green hats? A. To sneak across the pool table without being seen.	Q. Why do elephants have crinkley feet? A. To give the ants a chance.